The Cloak of Invisibility

I cannot believe I have not blogged about this before. I have mentioned the phenomena of Danes ignoring me while I was sat right there. A lot of the time, I excused them because I assumed they were shy about speaking English. The ones who I knew spoke English, I was a lot harder on obviously.

Now my Danish is at a level where I cannot excuse Danes for being shy any longer.

For example, the other day, a workman came to my flat and talked to me for ages about workman-y stuff. Then my boyfriend came on the scene and not only did the workman stop talking to me but he also stopped looking at me. I disappeared. He wanted a phone number so he could contact us about later work and it took about three attempts to give it to him. He kept asking my boyfriend for a number and ignoring me. This happened.

He knew I could speak Danish. He knew I could understand Danish. He knew he could understand my Danish. But as soon as a real Dane was there, I melted into the background for him.

Socially, I have had several Danes come greet the other foreigner I was talking to and completely blank me. No glances. No eye contact. No “Oh hello” or “Sorry, just wanted to say ‘hi'”. It is as if I was never there. These Danes are talking English to our mutual friend.

At knitting club, that major wake-up call I had in the early days, I became progressively invisible. Interacting with the other knitters was even actively discouraged by the queen bee with such phrases as “you didn’t really understand what she said” and “you shouldn’t laugh”.

At parties, Danes will absorb themselves in their smartphones until they are drunk, while foreigners will turn to me and engage in conversation.

Danish social skills are very poor in general (obviously, there are Danes with average and above average social skills). This phenomena usually stems from complacency and a lack of curiosity.

The Dane who sits next to you at a social gathering but says nothing, they assume there is nothing you can tell them that they do not know. Why else does the cookie cutter stranger-Dane conversation go

“How long have you been here? Why did you come? Do you speak Danish? When are you leaving?”

Those are the only things about foreigners they cannot derive from first principles.  The Dane who does not even ask those questions is ahead of the curve because, really, does it even matter what those answers are? What difference does it make? You will still be a dirty foreigner and not worth the effort getting to know.

Other nationalities might find it socially awkward to not acknowledge the presence of another human being. The Dane who will not even look at you has not even entertained the possibility that you might be a real person. It is not rudeness because rudeness implies you want to negatively affect another person. It has not crossed their mind. You are furniture to them. Even cows stare at visitors in their field.

But to be ignored during a conversation after a real Dane turns up. That is nothing to do with lacking curiosity, being insecure or complacent. That is something else entirely. I have experienced it before in my own country, usually when my collocutor notices a man in the vicinity. If I were discussing something technical, it matters not how eruditely, any male I have with me is obviously better suited to receive such things as “eye contact” during the discussion.

As a female foreigner, I am taken to be especially peripheral. My input has already been judged to be inadequate.

I cannot understand why the social skills of so many Danes are so poor. Other countries seem to be able to drill their people into avoiding basic socially awkward situations (fun fact: It is always socially awkward to ignore someone in the situations above).

What they really should think of doing is having classes to improve social skills from an early age. I mean, 6 months old is probably not too soon. They could put the children together in small groups and have people educated in educational psychology on hand to facilitate. Then these children could engage in age appropriate activities together, all the while being coached by the adults on how to interact politely.  They should do this for years, just focus on these basics before even thinking about starting formal education and learning other things. Even at school, they really should just focus on social interaction and ignore the academic stuff. Then, and only then, could they expect to have the enviable social skills of other countries.

10 thoughts on “The Cloak of Invisibility

  1. Ah! Déjà vu! If the adults were able to function in a social setting, amongst dirty foreigners for example, and their society wasn’t built on suspicion of anything without blond genes, then there would be a remote chance that the kids would follow suit.

    The TransparentTreatment© is a very ignorant phenomenon, generic esoteric in technicolour, presented by Danes to the audience, us, the dirty foreigners. I find it incredible that they are comfortable with doing it, they must be, otherwise they wouldn’t, would they?


  2. So very familiar. My in-laws did it to me all the time. One time, they left a handicapped friend of theirs in the yard, and ignored me completely as I repeatedly said: “He’s stuck. Someone needs to go and help him.” That’s how bad they were. Complete and utter disregard (towards me and their friend). I really was a non-person to them, and they must have been doing it on purpose when it kept happening. :-/


      1. No kidding. The handicapped guy couldn’t believe they were treating me (and him) that way. I finally found his way out of the mudhole he was stuck in, and left in his car without saying goodbye.


  3. I know this all too well.
    A often sells his stuff on DBA and then there would be buyers coming to our place. They usually completely ignored me. Only one out of twenty something that actually nodded and greeted me, the rest cast a glance at me before dismissing me into something unworthy to talk to.

    Nvm the strangers, I complained to A several times that when his friends came to our apartment, they totally ignored me. So now, no more friends coming in the house. If he wants to meet them, then he could go out and meet them. Not in my apartment.

    Btw did you read this?

    read esp. page 3 and 4.


  4. this happened to me all the time in Norway, less so in Denmark.. I think therefore Scandinavians are like furbies, civil until another comes along then they revert to furbie suddenly forgetting entirely that I am there, even speaking about me in the most unflattering way right in front of me (forgetting that I understand norsk)
    jævla idiotene!


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